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Fry Sightings
A community board where "constituents" can report "rare Fry sightings"
Spotted at Mar-a-Lago
Was seen carrying Trump's golf clubs and asking for policy positions.
July 15, 2025
Briefly Appeared at Town Hall
Left after 5 minutes when someone asked about healthcare policy.
June 23, 2025
Seen Practicing Trump Impression
Was spotted in front of a mirror practicing "tremendous" and "huge" hand gestures.
May 12, 2025
Appeared for Photo Op
Showed up for exactly 3 minutes to take pictures, then disappeared when constituent approached with question.
April 30, 2025
Constituent Concerns Fry Is Avoiding
While Fry is busy following Trump's lead, what issues matter most to you? Vote on your most pressing concerns below or add your own!
Inflation & Cost of Living
Working families struggle while Fry focuses on pleasing Trump
Overdevelopment & Infrastructure
Road congestion and flooding worsen as Fry ignores local needs
Skyrocketing Energy Costs
Constituents can't afford utilities while Fry attends Mar-a-Lago events
Healthcare Costs & Access
Rural healthcare workers struggle as Fry votes against healthcare initiatives
Veterans Services Cuts
Veterans left behind while Fry prioritizes loyalty to Trump
SNAP & Social Programs
Cutting programs for the needy to provide tax breaks for the wealthy
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